politics

politics
1. (politics) (1993↑, 343↓)
The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See [Republican] vs. [Democrat].

2. (politics) (1019↑, 118↓)
Poli: Many + Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures. ________________________________________ = Many bloodsucking creatures.

Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See [George Bush]. -The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

Author: Phrigajiblenoghip http://politics.urbanup.com/687331
3. (politics) (616↑, 88↓)
Democrats: "Whales can fly" Republicans: "Giraffes are purple" normal person: "what the fuck?" brainwashed [citizen]: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"

normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum\!"

4. (politics) (465↑, 42↓)
1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here." 2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.

Senate, White House, House of Representatives.

Author: the dude who sits in the corner and plays cards http://politics.urbanup.com/534746
5. (politics) (389↑, 66↓)
To lie

Im going to politics this test\!

6. (politics) (332↑, 84↓)
A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO: A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God. A Democrat thinks he IS God.

Republican: This is what Jesus would want\! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world\! Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are\! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus\!

7. (politics) (202↑, 30↓)
The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See [political party].
8. (politics) (151↑, 16↓)
The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.

Politics is the root of all evil.

9. (politics) (116↑, 17↓)
the cause of all the worlds problems and the solution to all the worlds problems.
10. (politics) (99↑, 17↓)
the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on

If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about

11. (politics) (87↑, 12↓)
"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.
12. (Politics) (69↑, 4↓)
Bullshit

Politics = bullshit. You know it's true.

Author: DKsDownBInTheAir http://politics.urbanup.com/4135739
13. (politics) (92↑, 28↓)
A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.

Kerry is perfect Bush is perfect Kerry is perfect Bush is perfect

Author: Galen Deepinglen http://politics.urbanup.com/781767
14. (politics) (87↑, 30↓)
Well it's like this. Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.

Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.

Author: feels like slavery to me/yup life sucks http://politics.urbanup.com/1117102
15. (Politics) (72↑, 21↓)
Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet. There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.

Republicans say that their side is the best. Democrats say that their side is the best. Et cetera et cetera.

16. (Politics) (53↑, 4↓)
The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies

Politics: republicans suck democrats suck

17. (politics) (51↑, 9↓)
the Democrats are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" and the Republicans are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" playing the "bad cops"

its all an act politics is all an act

18. (politics) (49↑, 8↓)
The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.

"Let's talk politics." "Get your brain out of your pants\!"

Author: Sakhalin Cruschev http://politics.urbanup.com/1695890
19. (politics) (44↑, 6↓)
Showbusiness for the ugly. Honestly, how many attractive politicians are there?

The definition of politics is right there ^^^

20. (politics) (45↑, 8↓)
1. The profession of [lying]. 2. Politics is often a touchy subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes radical views - however, this doesen't mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be). 3. Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.

1. John Howard: "Interest rates will never go up in the forseeable future\!" Years later... News reporter: "Yes, well in recent weeks we have noticed a significant rise in interest rates...." 2. See [liberal]. 3. [North Korea]'s government leaders (Kim II Sung, Kim Jong-il) used politics to set up what is often called a totalitarian dictatorship, they set up propanga in their media, (the newspapers don't have "real" news, just anti-US propaganda) there is only one TV channel, which is all about Norh Korea's "Dear Leader", Kim Jong-il. The "quest for communism" has often resulted in millions of deaths, (see [Soviet Union]) when in practice, Communism is an extremely difficult system to establish and to maintain. Communist governments often become repressive dictatorships, and the whole point of Communism (to have a classless society, businesses not being able to exploit the average worker, "utopian society") becomes skewed by the government's view of becoming the strongest nation in the world (again, see [North Korea]). The main reason for politics being bad is human nature - greed.

21. (politics) (38↑, 2↓)
life in only two dimensions it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues... / both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies

politics is really screwed up

Author: fock you assholes http://politics.urbanup.com/1648305
22. (politics) (31↑, 1↓)
Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

23. (politics) (35↑, 7↓)
the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

24. (politics) (34↑, 8↓)
Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.

Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN\!\!\! Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER\!\! Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics

25. (politics) (31↑, 6↓)
[lying], [cheating], [stealing]

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public

26. (politics) (46↑, 22↓)
Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

27. (politics) (26↑, 3↓)
Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."

God, I hate politics.

28. (Politics) (28↑, 6↓)
OH SHIT\! I'm not getting involved in this.

Well you see, I'm voting for, well, uh, you see, I'm an Independent (Lie) and...well the system. Yeah, you gotta think about the system, consider voting these days and stuff. Say, what type of lube do you use for anal sex? I'd be much more comfortable talking about that than politics.

29. (Politics) (29↑, 9↓)
[War] without [bloodshed]

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed." Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

30. (politics) (50↑, 30↓)
A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see [communism] , [socialism] ,[satanism] , etc.

31. (politics) (106↑, 88↓)
The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
Author: Not Proud to be an American http://politics.urbanup.com/105521
32. (politics) (24↑, 9↓)
the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups

politics is everywhere

33. (politics) (26↑, 12↓)
a place where causing hatred and fear are stronger tools than logic and morality.

Rather than being a forum to better the country, politics is more like 5 year olds arguing.

Author: partisan politics should die http://politics.urbanup.com/2573415
34. (politics) (56↑, 42↓)
the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

35. (Politics) (15↑, 5↓)
The best way to divide a country.

Countries such as the United States have become divided due to politics and ideology.

36. (Politics) (13↑, 3↓)
A game without rules.

It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".

37. (politics) (16↑, 6↓)
One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.

Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.

Author: Cheapskateninja http://politics.urbanup.com/1547044
38. (Politics) (5↑, 2↓)
Poli:Many Ticks:blood-sucking paracites

politics are such blood-sucking parsites man\!

39. (Politics) (7↑, 4↓)
Tyranny with manners.

Politics are the great pissing match of todays government.

40. (Politics) (10↑, 7↓)
Showbiz for ugly people

Politics are just showbiz for ugly people, example, [John Howard]

41. (politics) (18↑, 15↓)
Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude \#1: Hey Dude \#2, aren't politics fun and interesting? Dude \#2: No. Ron Simmons: .....DAMN\!\!

Author: Noobmuncher3000 http://politics.urbanup.com/2421050
42. (Politics) (2↑, 0↓)
A stupid game where a. A totalitarian assbag kills millions in the name of "the Nation" b. Two groups of wealthy assbags argue about cell phones and censorship while trillions of dollars of debt is considered unimportant The only similarity between the two is that either way, the citizens lose.

USA; China; 20th century Germany, Russia, and Italy; Greece; France, all are nations, all involve politics, no regular citizens win.

43. (politics) (3↑, 1↓)
A game with no end. It always pisses people off and reeks with [corruption]. It causes pointless [strife], [bloodshed], and debt, destroys lives, wastes time and money, and messes up the world. [Politicans] (however u spell the name) are people that carry out politics and infect the world and catch the [normal] person in their current.In countries with a [democracy] the strife is between [Democrats] ([asses]) and [Republicans] (fat and lzy creatures also asses) who argue day and night and get nowhere. Occasionaly get things right every million years. Does absolutely nothing to help the people but feed off them Poly=many ticks= parasites combined you get many paracites. If they want to help us then STOP ARGUING AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES. They also lock people up for telling the [truth] because THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

the world George Bush and Bill Clinton Democracy Political Parties any Paracitic lifeform Government all the above are the incarnation of Politics

44. (politics) (8↑, 6↓)
Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.

Typical politics in action: [Republican]: My party's better than yours\! [Democrat]: No, my party's better\! [Independent]: Both of you shut the fuck up\!

Author: Santa Claussssss http://politics.urbanup.com/4449535
45. (politics) (4↑, 2↓)
the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.

Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.

46. (Politics) (11↑, 9↓)
A giant waste of time.

Who ever goes crazy over politics is an idiot.

Author: Colin H. Christ http://politics.urbanup.com/4079665
47. (politics) (1↑, 0↓)
In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so. Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.

George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom\!" Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion* Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."

Author: americanasshole http://politics.urbanup.com/6371586
48. (politics) (0↑, 0↓)
when opinions become factual.

**Any dinner conversation or facebook status involving politics**

49. (Politics) (2↑, 2↓)
The art of herding sheep.

Sheep are perfectly fine with being fed the same shit by different farmers. Hence, politics.

50. (Politics) (2↑, 2↓)
Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.

Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.

51. (Politics) (4↑, 4↓)
Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.

Politics are covering me pubes.

52. (Politics) (0↑, 1↓)
The main or actual definition is the discussion of political opinions, primarily debates on topics spoke of by the government and many others. Also described as an activity of government, basically a specific topic really. An example of a political opinion is say whether you are Pro Life or Pro Choice. So, say you are Pro Life, you would believe in not aborting, what is heavily debated, as a "[child.]" That is a poltical opinion. But, overall it is the discussion of topics pertaining to the government, which is most commonly spoken by political figures. I also would describe it as a bit of a friendship destroyer. The reason being when some people disagree on certain topics, grudges may be held.

Jeff-Hey, do you like Politics? Janice-Not particularly, why? Jeff-Do you like Sarah Palin? Janice-Yes, why? Jeff-....FRIENDSHIP OVER\!\!\!\!\! Janice-:*(

53. (politics) (14↑, 18↓)
A system that pretty much runs the world. Politics are the ways of politicians, and politics involve a LOT of things in the world, dealing with government especially.

"Politics make no sense." -a smart person "In politics, it's always intelligence VS intelligence. No one will ever win. But then again, as long as no one wins, we all have free-will instead of just ONE party thinking for us." -me

54. (politics) (14↑, 39↓)
from the Latin "Poli" meaning multiple, and "Tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.

Thats [George Bush] is a [liar] and [deserter] who likes politics.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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